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Tyranid poetry.
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Old 18 Jan 2007, 22:14   #1 (permalink)
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Default Tyranid poetry.

Try and read this with like a singsong tune. And I'm sorry if it has been posted before. Didn't show up on the search.

Ode to My Claws

Lictor, Lictor, in a tree,
Stupid humans can't see me.
Reach out quick and cut one down,
See the rest all run around.
Quickly kill the last in line,
Hear the rest all squeal like swine.
Cut and slash and hack and slice,
Welcome to my paradice.
Lictor, Lictor, in a tree,
No one's left to search for me.

And I didn't write it. Just thought i was too funny not to share ;D
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Old 18 Jan 2007, 22:31   #2 (permalink)
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This is a very funny poem I like it alot
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Old 18 Jan 2007, 23:06   #3 (permalink)
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LOL LOL LOL LOL ;D
Yes, too funny man
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Old 21 Jan 2007, 16:05   #4 (permalink)
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I have to agree that is a class poem.

Where did you find it? ;D
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Old 24 Jan 2007, 08:44   #5 (permalink)
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how about a Haiku?

The Ubiquitous
Harbinger of Destruction
is Omnipresent

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Old 24 Jan 2007, 08:54   #6 (permalink)
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i have seen that on someones sig
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Old 24 Jan 2007, 20:35   #7 (permalink)
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Default Re: Tyranid poetry.

Evisser(I think that's his name) has had it in his sig for quite some time now. Always gave me a chuckle to read it.
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