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Old 16 Jan 2007, 20:13   #1 (permalink)
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No....the Tripod did not go insane (althought 4 out 5 doctors say he has, true story or not ), I have founded a relegion that praises a new deity...we praise CLOVIS....god of all lag.
It all began when i was playing L2...the game was lagging so badly that I could not attack and the mob was killing me...but then the lagg stoped and i killed the mob. Some say it was sleep depravation.others sayed it was luck...well i say it was clovis...and praised be him and all his glory and so i founded the clovian priesthood....i will be tking the role of resident leetpriest...who else will aid me in my worshiping...come to the clovis side...we have no lag.

P.S. One of our most holy holidays is a foot, we celebrate PWEEN.
I will post the book of clovis later....


(Note: I created this, not to offend anyone or anything of the sort, i just want you all to expirience he clovian experience)...Praise clovis
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Old 16 Jan 2007, 21:08   #2 (permalink)
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???

What? You created your own religion where "clovis" stopped the lag time in a game allowing for you to kill your opponent?

*takes a step away*

Have fun with that.
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Old 16 Jan 2007, 21:53   #3 (permalink)
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Yeah... go join up with those scientologists...
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Old 16 Jan 2007, 23:52   #4 (permalink)
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Now that is a bunch of weirdos.s
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Old 17 Jan 2007, 01:30   #5 (permalink)
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I have similar experiances.... just today, whilst I was in a battleground and being pwned by people much higher level than me... the miraculous happened. I was very close to death and eternal pwnage (at least, before being respawned by the spirit healer), when suddenly the game got so laggy that the solid earth below me literally dissapeared. It opened up and I fell into an oblivion. It was weird, but I was saved! To bad I was killed anyway, but it denied them the pleasure!
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Old 17 Jan 2007, 01:35   #6 (permalink)
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That is called a bug. Not divine intervention.
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Old 17 Jan 2007, 01:38   #7 (permalink)
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That is called a bug. Not divine intervention.
Fine, dont let us have any fun. :'(
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Back in high school we'd pray to "Bob the Pool Table God" before we broke a rack.

Wish they hadn't gotten rid of that old lounge... The Den was the best. This new-fangled high-tech place simply can't compare. Just doesn't have the same feel as The Den. You felt welcome in The Den, you felt at home...
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Old 17 Jan 2007, 02:19   #9 (permalink)
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I know what you mean All-Father
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Old 18 Jan 2007, 14:00   #10 (permalink)
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I have similar experiances.... just today, whilst I was in a battleground and being pwned by people much higher level than me... the miraculous happened. I was very close to death and eternal pwnage (at least, before being respawned by the spirit healer), when suddenly the game got so laggy that the solid earth below me literally dissapeared. It opened up and I fell into an oblivion. It was weird, but I was saved! To bad I was killed anyway, but it denied them the pleasure!
See...another miracel of Clovis...praised be him.
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