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Old 17 Jan 2005, 20:21   #1 (permalink)
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Default riddles full-o-fun

1st: say duck before every word
2nd:say duck after every word

duck, say, to, sucker, this, got, times, many, look





now sroll down...




3rd:read words backwards
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has anyone heard this before ??? if so, add more jokes/riddles to this post :P
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Old 18 Jan 2005, 01:54   #3 (permalink)
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* * * * * * * *duck, say, to, sucker, this, got, times, many, look
You did it wrong, the list is supposed to say: duck, say, to, sucker, this, got, I, times, many, HOW, look
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Old 18 Jan 2005, 14:30   #4 (permalink)
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This has gotta be one of the jokes that are meant to be said aloud... Just like "Whoof Arted" and "Ice Melted"
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I don't think it's good... I'll try to remember the Hobbit one. (Vaguely, maybe wrong)

What kills dragons?
What kills Mountains?
What kills Elves?

(Wow, that was totally wrong.. well, it still gets the same answer :-[)
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way cool duck duck duck duck duck duck lol put a smile on my dial!!!

not a funny one but (and you'll probably already now the answer and if you don't it will probably be spoilt by someone who does 1st) "when is a door not a door?"
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when its ajar.
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Mary: JESUS CH**ST!!!
Religion Teacher: Correct. What did Eve say to Adam after their 42[sup]nd[/sup] child?
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good job kanga!! although it was an easy one! how about...

"what walks on four in the morning, on two at noon, and three in the evening?"

btw in ancient times you would die for not answering correctly, or something like that!!!

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good job kanga!! although it was an easy one! how about...

"what walks on four in the morning, on two at noon, and three in the evening?"

btw in ancient times you would die for not answering correctly, or something like that!!!

I know what that is but forgot why.
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