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What the twelve days of Christmas REALLY means (in modern terms)
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Old 22 Dec 2006, 00:49   #1 (permalink)
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Default What the twelve days of Christmas REALLY means (in modern terms)

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me -now a days it's all about sex and not true love
Twelve drummers drumming-to summon a DEAMON!!!(satanists)
Eleven pipers piping-11 pot heads smoking....
Ten lords a-leaping- 10 crazy pagans
Nine ladies dancing-on poles
Eight maids a-milking-ohh thats just wrong
Seven swans a-swimming-in polluted acid-water
Six geese a-laying-more like having an abortion
Five golden rings-because he's a pimp of she's a greedy wh*r
Four calling birds-rapping 'bout he b****s and hoe's
Three French hens-3 gay frenchmen
Two turtle doves-ummm thats ok
And a partridge in a pear tree- the people living in todays time are so retarded that they don't now what a partridge is... and the correct spelling of PEAR (the fruit)


so what do you guys think the 12 days of christmas means in the corrupted minds of todays people??
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Old 22 Dec 2006, 00:54   #2 (permalink)
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very true...

what happened to the simple times.... : (
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Old 22 Dec 2006, 01:00   #3 (permalink)
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I "get" it, and I don't like it.
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Yes!! Let's all gripe about how ****ed up everything is and how we are the last decent humans on earth! :
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Old 22 Dec 2006, 06:19   #5 (permalink)
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As true as that all is, it made me laugh just the same ;D
 
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