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Yet another one of Tim and Wargamers amazing adventures
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Old 25 Mar 2006, 20:31   #1 (permalink)
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Ok, so Isaid it wouldn't be for a while that I did another one of these, but hey, when the Elf guy asks, well you just can't refuse him now can you? So here ya go

The 2nd marvellous adventure of Tim and Wargamer, and pretty much every other member of TO. Part 1

Elf Boy looked out of the window of the speeding plane but all he could see was small wisps of clouds moving slowly along, as if they were a thread of thin misty tendrils being pulled by some invisible hand. But even when confronted with such beauty all Elf could think about was how much faster the journey would be if he was in a cool anime mech.

Hatman had just finished his thirteenth beer in ten minutes and was getting a little tipsy, still, no matter, he could put a lot more than that away and he would prove that to Elf. It would be the lads first trip to Britain and Hatman would show him how the brits drank their booze. He could not fail the country.

Wargamer leaned out of the window of the speeding car and decapitated another chav, from inside the driver’s seat Mkoll shouted for Wargamer to pull in. He did so just in time as only a few seconds later a police car passed them on the other side of the road.
“Dude! Could you please be more careful?” Asked Mkoll, but it was no use, once again Wargamer leaned out and this time he cut a chunk out of a post-box. The pounding of metal and the screeching of tyres as the car swerved around a corner all mingled together to produce a thunderous cacophony of sound, which woke Tim from his meditation. The Jedi got up and casually slapped Mkoll in the face.
“Hurry up man; we must get back before daybreak.”
“I’m going as fast as I can alright.”
Tim looked around in a panic, the police sirens were getting louder, and although he couldn’t see the cops, he knew that they would be found, thanks to the incredibly loud metal music. Tim had asked Wargamer if he could turn it down, but the request had been met by a swift kick to the stomach. Tim gave up at that point and accepted their inevitable arrest. Then he saw an opening, a way out, a place to escape to. He had only one chance. Tim leapt forwards and knocked the steering wheel out of Mkoll’s hands and swerved the car down a small ally, then he quickly turned off the radio and pulled Wargamer back into the car. The police cars passed by not long after, and soon their sirens could barely be heard. The three got out of the car and Tim had to leap back to avoid the swing of Wargamers sword, Tim was about to activate his lightsabre when something caught his attention, pinned to a wall was a poster and on the poster in large blue letters were the words
“Come one, come all to the first annual Tau Online arena of death, first prize, a karma cookie.” Tim hailed the other two and they studied the poster, the arena of death was to be held at midnight the next day at Hyde park in London. The three friends looked at each other, and they knew instantly that one of them would walk away with the karma cookie.

To be continued….
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Old 26 Mar 2006, 00:05   #2 (permalink)
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No requests this time got it!
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Oh joy another one!

What will these two craaaazy guys do now?
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Old 26 Mar 2006, 09:43   #4 (permalink)
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Will the rest of this story include other members of TO too? Will it be full of juicy betrayal and murder? So many questions, so little time.

Come to think of it...*overclocks Iron Maiden songs WAAAAAAAAAAAY over the max volume. Computer explodes* awww maaan...
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Old 26 Mar 2006, 09:49   #5 (permalink)
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i guess this means im still dead.....

rats.

good work tim, i hope for more installments.
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Old 27 Mar 2006, 04:20   #6 (permalink)
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A sequel?!!! I hope its as good as the last one.

Arena of Death eh? I cant wait!
hopefully, i survived polio's attack (i think thats him, i forgot) from the last story since i flicked him off.
Typical Wargamer-slashing pple's heads off :P

Good work tim..
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Old 27 Mar 2006, 05:36   #7 (permalink)
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A promise of things to come? Hardly worth posting!

... although audience participation sounds nice.
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Old 27 Mar 2006, 14:36   #8 (permalink)
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Thanks for the replys guys. I might add in a few "dead" people yet, just wait and see.

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And what the heck is that supposed to mean? If you have criticisms then at least make them constructive.
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Old 27 Mar 2006, 23:00   #9 (permalink)
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Nice story. Can't wait to see more .
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A sequel?!!! I hope its as good as the last one.

Arena of Death eh? I cant wait!
hopefully, i survived polio's attack (i think thats him, i forgot) from the last story since i flicked him off.
Typical Wargamer-slashing pple's heads off :P

Good work tim..
We will all fight to death for the Karma cookie!!!
Asking for Round 2 ? :P
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