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Old 20 Jan 2006, 22:59   #1 (permalink)
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Default 5 ways to stop a Necron

5-throw water at them and hope they rust.
4-install winodws over there defauld software.
3-put a intel pentium 4 in the battle field and kill them as they try to make a romantic lan Party.
2-tell them how much time a amiba lives, they will kill theme selfs in depression.
1-ignore them and they go away, because they are fluuf hogging race that needs attention.
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Old 21 Jan 2006, 00:32   #2 (permalink)
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1 makes complete sense.
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Old 21 Jan 2006, 01:34   #3 (permalink)
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Yeah I'd say go with 1.....


Or just get them all free access to the internet and they'll prolly lose most of their motivation and efficiency due to internet porn.
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Old 21 Jan 2006, 15:19   #4 (permalink)
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Put a large mirror on the battle field and confuse them. Necron intelgence is very low so upon seeing themselfs they would pack up and leave
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Old 21 Jan 2006, 15:23   #5 (permalink)
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I like number 2... W1d0w2 r t3h suxx0r!!! :P

Or just put up a huge billboard stating:
"Attention Necrons! Did you know that the C'tan are contracting out the building of your necroskeletons to IBM?"

Instant phase out in dispair and horror.
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Old 21 Jan 2006, 16:10   #6 (permalink)
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just flip their power switch.
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Old 21 Jan 2006, 16:43   #7 (permalink)
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Too stupid to answer
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Old 21 Jan 2006, 17:03   #8 (permalink)
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Ooh, I have one. How do you make a necron even slower? You install them with dial-up!
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Old 21 Jan 2006, 18:40   #9 (permalink)
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Electromagnets. Can't fault them.
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Old 21 Jan 2006, 18:43   #10 (permalink)
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All you do is get a grot to Say:
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