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Why did the Space Marine Cross the Road?
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Old 13 Jan 2006, 23:01   #1 (permalink)
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Default Why did the Space Marine Cross the Road?

This should be simple enough. Ill start.

The Ultramarines crossed the road to read the codex
The Imperial Fists crossed the road to build a fortress monastry

Now its your turn ;D
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Old 13 Jan 2006, 23:02   #2 (permalink)
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Why did the Dark Angels cross the road?

To escape the god-aweful jokes. :
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Default Re: Why did the Space Marine Cross the Road?

Why did the Blood Angels cross the road?


They wanted some steak, extra extra rare. Yea. That was stupid.
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Old 14 Jan 2006, 00:19   #4 (permalink)
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Why did the space wulfs cross de road? To bring back the stick de emperor threw.
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Why did the carnifex cross the road... oh... wait... no road left!
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Old 14 Jan 2006, 06:37   #6 (permalink)
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Why did the dark angel cross the road?

To try to escape his eternal shame. It didn't work, so he just shot anybody who saw him cross.


Why did the blood angel cross the road?

Because his squad took a casualty from shooting :

How did the ultramarine cross the road?

No way in particular. He can do whatever you feel like. He just kind of hangs around and does odd jobs for food. Nobody plays him, so it doesn't matter.
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Old 14 Jan 2006, 12:27   #7 (permalink)
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Why did the Daemonhunter cross the road?

He saw a daemon on the other side.

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Why did the Black Templar cross the road?

FOR THE EMPEROR!!
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Old 14 Jan 2006, 17:23   #9 (permalink)
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How did the Inquisitor cross the road?

Roads don't exist, you foul heretic.
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why did the krieg foot soldier cross the road?
Because there where bullets flying across it.

why did the catachan cross the road?
to get out of friendly mortar fire.

why did elessar cross the road?
to follow wargamer and get away from the jokes
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