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Old 11 Jan 2006, 18:42   #1 (permalink)
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The Chaos Meeting

Khorne: Khorne is wearing his ritual armour and comes with a retinue of 2 Bloodthirsters.

Nurgle: Nurgle is wearing diseases ridden armour and comes with a retinue of 2 Great Unclean ones.

Slaanesh: Slaanesh comes fully dressed in comfy clothing and is formed into a girl and comes with a retinue of 2 Keepers of Secrets.

Tzeentch: Tzeentch is in his ritual armour and comes with a retinue of 2 Lords of Change.

T: Welcome everyone to the Chaos meeting! Before we begin…

K: Interrupts BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOOOOD!!!

T: Alright Khorne we know you like blood but…

N: Interrupts Can we just get this meeting over with? I have some plagues to unleash.

T: Ok then. First, what is the situation in eye of terror sector 235254…

K: Interrupts BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOOOOD!!!

S: It’s too hot in here, maybe I should take off my coat.. This surprises no one because it is actually too hot.

T: As I was saying our situation there is quite bad, first of all…

N: Starts festering very loud.

K: Interrupts BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOOOOD!!!

S: It REALLY is too hot in here, maybe I should take off my sweater. This attracts a bit of attention but not too much.

T: The Cadians are storming the sector and…

N: Nurglings start jumping out of him and make a huge ruckus.

K: Interrupts BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOOOOD!!!

S: Waaay too hot, maybe I should take off my shirt. This attracts quite a lot of attention but is eventually passed.

T: They are taking valuable relics of chaos and…

N: Puss oozes out of him and makes a disgusting noise.

K: Interrupts BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOOOOD!!!

S: It’s so hot, I’ll HAVE to take off my Jeans. This attracts so much attention that the meeting seems to stop for about 5 minutes. This leaves her bra and panties.

T: Destroying our temples, slaughtering our weak followers and…

N: One of his great unclean ones explodes and kills 3 of the other god’s retinue present.

K: Interrupts BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOOOOD!!!

T: That is it, I’m out of here. Leaves in frustration with his retinue daemon.

N: Me too. Leaves as well.

S: That leaves just you and me Khorne… Gee it’s unbelievably hot in here! I Know! Takes off here bra and panties, leaving her naked…

K: Drools as Slaanesh jumps onto the table. Slaaneshs' Keepers take off all his armour and clothes.

You can guess what happens next right??!!

Regards, Commander O’ Shovah.
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Old 11 Jan 2006, 23:18   #2 (permalink)
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WOW!!!that was unbelivebly funny!!! i lol at the end like crazy.
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Old 12 Jan 2006, 16:39   #3 (permalink)
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I found that quite amusing. I usually don't like stories written in the format '[charactername]: Saysthing/doesthing' but maybe that's becuase far too many of them are by people who expect to have the story taken seriously.
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lol, i just love khorne. funny, good job on that lol
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Old 12 Jan 2006, 19:43   #5 (permalink)
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Lol quite funny
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Old 12 Jan 2006, 20:23   #6 (permalink)
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Very funny, and their child shalt be known as Khorneesh, chaos god of blood drawn in luxury and lust.
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Like the theory, but the delivery needed work.
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Old 13 Jan 2006, 15:15   #8 (permalink)
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Thanks for all the replies guys. Keep em coming! ;D
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Old 13 Jan 2006, 23:08   #9 (permalink)
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Haha, Go slaanesh.
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Keep up the replies.
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