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Old 30 Dec 2005, 15:23   #1 (permalink)
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Default Humor from the Iraq War

This is from my sister - She's still there, in the poo.* Bless her heart.


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Originally Posted by SSgt Newell, A.Y., USMC
A Marine squad was moving north of Basra when they came upon an insurgent who was badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine who was also wounded but still conscious.

The Marine was alert and as first aid was given to both men, he was asked what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was moving north along the highway on patrol and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. Seeing each other, we both took cover in the ditches alongside* the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife camel's (butt).

He yelled back that President Bush is a mindless, good-for-nothing, chimp that barely walks upright.

We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us.
* * * *
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Old 30 Dec 2005, 16:18   #2 (permalink)
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LOL. , pretty good.
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Old 30 Dec 2005, 19:31   #3 (permalink)
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Agreed. Just don't say it in America where anybody can hear you or you will be sued.
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Old 30 Dec 2005, 22:43   #4 (permalink)
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yep, what he said. There are people who will go completely EVIL if they hear you say that stuff.
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Old 30 Dec 2005, 23:27   #5 (permalink)
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I'm gonna sue you! >

Hah, just kidding.* I think that's pretty funny
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Old 31 Dec 2005, 04:52   #6 (permalink)
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thats about right, haha.
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