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Old 23 Dec 2005, 01:17   #1 (permalink)
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...along comes this.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

Intelligent Falling? I mean COME ON people, its gravity, its THE law! Not to annoy any religious folk round here. But how the *censored* can you possibly beleive that God is Pushing down on everything to make it fall back to earth. This is almost as good as the Flat Earth Society. Who incidentally can be found here:
http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djubl...rthsociety.htm
I fail to see how such a powerful being, if he exists, would spend all his time pushing down on everything instead of, I dunno, perhaps stopping all the wars and strife.
Feel free to jibe, ridicule, or make other suitable responses.

Sorry if this is pointless.
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Old 23 Dec 2005, 02:02   #2 (permalink)
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Intelligent falling? Whats next? A fart being considered a divine signal to my fellow humans?
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Old 23 Dec 2005, 03:45   #3 (permalink)
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Is that flat earth thing for real?
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Well I am Christian but I do not belive this thing at all. I belive in gravity and the laws of physics. This stuff is what makes Christians and stuff look bad. Not every Christian belives in stuff like this.
They should not have put "Evangelical Scientists" instead just "Scientists". Evangelical Scientists makes it seem as if Christians are crazy mad scientists or something.
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Old 23 Dec 2005, 06:15   #5 (permalink)
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Is that flat earth thing for real?
It seems a bit like Flying Spaghetti Monsterism... kind of satirical, but at the same time they seem so serious.

Right now I'd say... not. Hard to say for sure though
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Old 23 Dec 2005, 06:34   #6 (permalink)
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I have officially lost my faith in humanity. That whole "flat earth" thing was losing water 500 hundred years ago guys. Its time to give up.
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Old 23 Dec 2005, 07:31   #7 (permalink)
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ARGH!

I have nothing against moderate Anglicans, but honestly, its time to consider Catholicism. Catholic fundamentalism died out years ago and the Catholics we're left with today are the really agreeable smart ones, eg. the two popes defended the theory of evolution.


Damn fundamentalism, it'll be the death of us all.
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Old 23 Dec 2005, 07:44   #8 (permalink)
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I feel compelled to inform that the Onion is (as far as I understand) a satire news source, much like satirewire once was.

IE: The news are not true. They are real like and printed in official looking source, but make a joke about current events or people. Some stories are easier to detect then others, but I assume all are jokes.

Here´s few others so you see the point:
Rising home heating hits reptile families hardest
US troops have their own exit strategy
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the onion is known to be worse for fact than the national enquirer,
in the past it has also said that:
Bush WAS SASQWACH i mean i know he may look it but hes not
9/11 was engineered buy dwarfs
aliens crashed into the white house for a BBQ

so even though i wouldn't but it past those crazies I'm inclined to say poppycock
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Since it has been established that, like some people who though Harry Potter was satanist, Matidae fell for the Onion's joke hook line and sinker, and that flat earth society page is a hoax parodying the now-dead (thank goodness) society that really existed
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