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Old 13 Dec 2005, 12:46   #1 (permalink)
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anyone have tau storys or jokes listen to this joke

one day a young tau went to see his grandadad and he saw the dear old grandpa talking to some people from the watercaste and the earth caste after there had gone the youngling asked his grandpa what had happened.
his grandpa replyed that the water works had broke and were spitting out mud.

you like the joke the "earth" caste and the "water" caste people
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I thought water caste was made for diplomacy?

Not that good with joke I'm afraid. ^_^;
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Old 14 Dec 2005, 06:31   #3 (permalink)
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Here's a good one:
Kais's stealth sword (Fire Warrior players will know what i'm talking about).
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On Tau jokes I've always liked krootox. :

Anyway, the classic:
How many Tau does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, three to sit in dark room trying to read so that the one is working for "the greater good".

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How were the Necrons defeated by fire warriors?

There were just Tau many of them!

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minor tau marc, i'm afraid i didn't quite find the humor in that. (I meant that first one you started the topic with!) Got any more tau related jokes? I'd love to see them on this topic! ;D
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I have to say, none are funny.* Except yours lord demon.* Pretty good.
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What do you call an Ethereal, a Demiurg, a Demiurg, a Kroot, a Human and an Ork in a bar?

A joke.

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An Ethereal walks into a bar.


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A Kroot, a Por and a Demiurg are out walking one day. They come to a large lake that stretches to the sides of their vision. So, the Kroot approaches the edge, quickly stretches out with his hand and grabs a fish.

He says "I'll eat this fish, and I'll be able to swim across the lake". So, he eats the fish and jumps into the lake. A few minutes pass and the Por and the Demiurg see the Kroot washed up back on the same side.

So, the Por steps forward and says "If I trust to the Greater Good of us all, I shall walk across this lake rather than drown and burden you all!" So, the Por steps out and within an instant he is flapping in the water, being washed down stream.

The Demiurg makes a loud clicking noise and nonchalantly walks across the stepping stones.


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Two words: tau hippie. Always does it for me!!
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STOP IT!!! None of these are funny so far! Have none of you got any tau related humor! Snap out of it!
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