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Old 08 Dec 2005, 19:22   #1 (permalink)
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Write your own holiday tunes 'cause I'm sick of Hollywood's.


To the tune of that song about the snow miser and the heat miser from that movie.

He's Mr. Tau Miser, he's Mr. Greater Good.
He's Mr. Shas'ar'tol, he's Mr. "Prefers ranged combat."
They call me Tau miser, whatever I touch.
Intergrates with my clutch.
I'm too much.

He's Mr. 'Nid miser, he's the hive mind.
He's Mr. Genestealer, he's Mr. Planet Eater.
They call me 'Nid miser, whatever I touch.
Turns to 'Nids in my clutch.
I'm too much.

More later O0
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Old 08 Dec 2005, 19:26   #2 (permalink)
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what about my charity muffin jingle?

they're hot and fresh,
from the oofin,
pay two euro for a charity muffin,
charity muffinnnnnnn,


id like to see you guys doing that on your country's busyest street
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Old 09 Dec 2005, 00:56   #3 (permalink)
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Underneath the missletoe with you my dear
Underneath the missletoe please stay near
Underneath the missletoe this nights so queer
Undernearth the missletoe i love you


*cliched and lame*

I'd like to dedicate it to fal.

:O!!!!

no but seriously.

He is cute......


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Be warned, those who's idea of "festive" involves carols, cards and presents may not enjoy my holiday music...

Death to Christmas music!
To the tune of "Wooden Pints" by Korpiklanni

There's men at my door
Who never seem to shut up
They keep singing christmas carols
Little men at my door
Who never seem to shut up
How I hate those christmas carols

CHORUS:
I raise my steel sword and I hack and slay
And I'll spill their blood 'til the morning
I raise my steel sword and I hack and slay
And I'll spill their blood 'til the morning

Tables full, turkey meat
People wearing paper hats
And the walls are covered in cards
Singing songs, aweful tunes
These people have no taste
I just wanna get armed and barny

CHORUS

Long night now is past
Only metal heads have lasted
We need women, beer and rum
Kill present-craving scum
Who give no thought to God
We shall slay them for their greed

CHORUS:
We raise our steel swords and we hack and slay
And we'll spill their blood 'til the morning
We raise our steel swords and we hack and slay
And we'll spill their blood 'til the morning
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.....right.....(this is where the nice people in white coats come....)

jingle bells, jingle bells, all the tau are dead.
they assulted nids, and now have hell to pay.
hey!
(repeat mulitple times)

i really dont like tau......
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