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Old 30 Nov 2005, 02:06   #1 (permalink)
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Default Most awkard/embarrassing moments

Title explains it

I've seen this a few times on forums its great.

SO

First kiss story

i go to kiss her.
I realize i have no freaking clue what im doing.
Then i go in our lips touch
so there like just pressed against eachother and thats it.
and it stays that way for like 5 awkard minutes...
It was horrible.
She dumped the next day too...!


nother time

There was this girl crying and her moms a..well she gets around (lots of husbands she has had) then i asked her whats wrong?

Her: "My dad died"
Me: "Which one?"
Her: " "
Me: " :-X"
Her: " :'("

Havnt talked to her since.
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Old 30 Nov 2005, 15:34   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHA talk about sticking your foot ni your mouth!

I was talking to somone when I was about 9 years old and they said they were born in a cab and I said "Wow, really?" But for some reason my volume control button went as loud as it could. Everyone around just stared at me and the guy I was talking to gave me a bad look. ^_^;
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Its a sport...
In that case, so is sex. Therefore, pornstars and prostitutes are professional athletes.
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Old 30 Nov 2005, 15:37   #3 (permalink)
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Default Re: Most awkard/embarrassing moments

i went to stand on a pink ballon and tripped over it much to the amusment of a group of girls ;D
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Old 30 Nov 2005, 15:39   #4 (permalink)
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You tripped over a balloon?! How do people do that?!
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Note "3.diversion; recreation; pleasant pastime."
Its a sport...
In that case, so is sex. Therefore, pornstars and prostitutes are professional athletes.
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Old 30 Nov 2005, 15:40   #5 (permalink)
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went to step on it didnt burst almost fell foot caught baloon me felled ;D
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Old 30 Nov 2005, 15:44   #6 (permalink)
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HAHAHA! Wow.

I was doing a funny skit thing I made called toiletman(my superhero, and yes I have a costume for him)

And as I said "TOILET MAN, AWAAAY!" I slipped(not knowing the floor was just mopped) and did a back flip and landed on my chest. I was in so much pain but everyone was lauphing so hard they couldn't help. T_T
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Note "3.diversion; recreation; pleasant pastime."
Its a sport...
In that case, so is sex. Therefore, pornstars and prostitutes are professional athletes.
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Old 30 Nov 2005, 17:30   #7 (permalink)
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There are waaaaaay too many to pick from, but yesterday, I walked face-on into a lampost. A freakin lampost, how the hell'd I manage to hit my face on it!? Idiot.

And a few weeks ago now, I was walking up the stairs in college on my own , and I fell UP them. I fell up half a flight of stairs. And , whilst falling, managed to kick someone behind me in the crotch, who just happened to be travelling with a group of large second-year guys.

That was pretty embarassing.

Its always worse when you're on your own..



OH OH OH

And when I got dropped off by the bus at home the other day, I was walking up the road to my drive, with the bus still behind me, and I made the most dramatic trip in history. I didnt just slip and fall, I kinda, flew a bit , and landed on my arse in a puddle The whole bus saw.

*Sigh* walking disaster, my friends say..
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Old 30 Nov 2005, 17:48   #8 (permalink)
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My sister walked face first into a tree. In the middle of downtown San Fransisco. There was a random guy who couldn't stop laughing. It was great. ;D
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Note "3.diversion; recreation; pleasant pastime."
Its a sport...
In that case, so is sex. Therefore, pornstars and prostitutes are professional athletes.
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Old 30 Nov 2005, 17:56   #9 (permalink)
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Haha, well imagine doing the same thing in the middle of a busy college, with everyone around laughing. It was horrible!! People I didnt even know were laughing at me... 'Pparently, there was a huge "clunk" as I hit it too, it really hurt :-\
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I'm sorry

Well it could've been worse you could've said "I got hit in the ball by the face" like my sister did.

Or "Mom did you see what he said!" like my brother said.
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