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Old 26 Nov 2005, 19:52   #1 (permalink)
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Default how to kill a space marine

this was real cool on another forum so lets see if this goes anywere.


you paint a chaos symbol on ones back.
or shot the power pack ,it always works in shows they have to deystroy the power source to win. so hit the power pack.

keep ideas coming!

this is for fun! and fun only!
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Old 26 Nov 2005, 20:16   #2 (permalink)
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1) Shoot them with a starcannon
2) Jump on one with a revenant titan
3) Park a type 2 scorpion on top of one.
4) Tie one to the outside of your BFG spaceship
5) Poke em in the eye with a singin spear!
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Old 26 Nov 2005, 20:20   #3 (permalink)
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(This topic should be in The Enclave or another appropiate board, could a Moderator move it?)

-Find a normal SM thats standing beside a Terminator and throw a stone(or axe) at the terminator.
-(if your a spy)Weld his armor together (AND RUN) and see if can get himself out of it to "deposit bodily wastes", if he can't, he will either die of toxication, or because of a captain executing him for unclean armor.
-(if your a spy)Elongate the spark part of his flamer so it goes into the gas tank Retreat to safe distance. Observe.
-(How to kill a Terminator with power claws) Put itching powder in his helmet.
-At the annual "Chapter integration festival" (I know it happens!) Find the table with Spacewolves and then throw lots of raw meat at the nearest non-spacewolve spacemarine. Recomended: have an umbrella
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Old 26 Nov 2005, 20:45   #4 (permalink)
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1) let the SM look at a grot so he screams to death....
2)chop off his head with a pikachu tail (that i cut off last night)
3) fart in his powerpack
4) let the planet he's on be destroyed
5) disintegrator beam
6) (this applies to seargents and bare heds) get a las[pistol and shoot his brains out
7) let him stuff his face with food
8) kill the emperor and the marines will comit suicide
9) when a libraruims super duper ultra powered blast goes wrong and destroyes the universe
10) shrinmk him until he's only a dot of demolition
11) when he grows an afro and destroys his head
12) when they drop a chainsword on a marine's head killing him
13) give him lots of canibis to give him lung cancer
14) when they get constipated and go nuts
15) when the emperor says "i hate you" to a marine

16) when they realise they have had no food since they became a marine
17) when their hand falls off when writnig prayers to the emperor
18) the battle of macragge
19) when a worm gets into their body and mucks it up
20) when they think they can fly because their 'superhuman' but fail
21) when pikachu comes from the dead taking over the world
22) get a pet pikachu
23) get a pet worm
24) get a pet tyranid
25) get a pet bloodthirster daemon
26) get a pet avatar
27) get a pet time machine
28) get a pet A-bomb
29) get a pet electric wire
30) go forward in time.......... now, you have to find out why...
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Old 26 Nov 2005, 21:12   #5 (permalink)
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1. Kick him in the groin (if they have them).
2. Chain him to a cross.
3. Drop a Land Raider onto him.
4. Show him a video showing the Emperor being hanged.
5. Throw the Hive Mind at him.
6. Suck up his power armor with a vaccum and shoot him in the face.
7. Jump on his back and make him give you a piggie-back ride.
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Old 26 Nov 2005, 22:33   #6 (permalink)
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the way you kill everything: ion cannons, seeker missiles and lots of pathfinders.

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1. Kick him in the groin (if they have them).
no. no they don't :
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Old 26 Nov 2005, 23:18   #7 (permalink)
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I imagine the Space Marines actually do have genetalia... it's just that they're steralized so they can't use them sexually. They have to urinate somehow.
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Old 27 Nov 2005, 01:46   #8 (permalink)
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put a gass bomb in his vents he'll suffacte
tell him its unholy to waste ammo on xenos
gets run over by a land raider which is being squashed by a titan which is being crushed by a crashing star ship all on a planet thats being destroyed

Space marines have groins {atleast the old ones did} ^-^ because some emperors childrern aperently leave em exsposed. eewwwwww!
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Old 27 Nov 2005, 02:09   #9 (permalink)
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because some emperors childrern aperently leave em exsposed. eewwwwww!
Where the heck did you hear that! That's disgusting!
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Old 27 Nov 2005, 03:10   #10 (permalink)
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Why the heck are you so suprised?! The Emperor's Children are Slanneshi, alot of the heavily converted legions of amp-addicted sexaholics are 18+...
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