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Voldemort is a TAU!!!
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Old 20 Nov 2005, 05:54   #1 (permalink)
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Default Voldemort is a TAU!!!

Hi all I dont know if this is the right place to post this so if it not someone please move it.

Now on to business... today I went with some friends to the movies and we watched Hairy Pothead 4 (Harry Potter 4 if you dont know) The movie was ehhh ok but the most important thing is Voldemort.

The part when Voldemort is turning "human" again is quite interesting. This is near the end after Harry and Cedric touch the Tri Wiz cup and it is a portkey and brings them to a graveyard. Voldemort is there and some stuff happens then he begins to turn into his normal form. So Voldemort is like twitching and stuff and he is growing then the most amazing thing happens. He turns into a Tau.

He looks exactly like a Tau! Pale greyish, skinny, bald, and with a micheal jackson resembling nose!
I dont know if anyone else noticed this but when this happened me and my friend looked at each other and we were both thinking the same thing.

We now know that a Tau somehow got stuck in the warp or something and went back in time many, many years.

PS. The death eaters look exactly like the Ku Klux Klan!!!
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Old 20 Nov 2005, 11:44   #2 (permalink)
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holy swinkels!
your right
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Old 20 Nov 2005, 11:59   #3 (permalink)
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Holy crap on a stick! Your right, I think theres a conspiracy looming............
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Old 20 Nov 2005, 13:10   #4 (permalink)
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THE ETHREAL ARE.... VOLDEMORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I told you Tau were evil.
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Old 20 Nov 2005, 13:32   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah, I saw the movie too and he looked like a tau, except for his skin, which was too pale. Tau skin is a bit more grey.
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Old 20 Nov 2005, 14:01   #7 (permalink)
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I saw the movie on the day it came out (the cinema was packed) and I thought exactly the same thing when I first saw ole Voldy.
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Old 20 Nov 2005, 14:34   #8 (permalink)
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My mom was soooooo unhappy that she could't go ;D
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One problem: Tau are rubbish at magic. In fact, they don't even belive in it.
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Old 20 Nov 2005, 15:05   #10 (permalink)
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I should be going to see it within the next few days. I'll check it out. ^_^
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