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Old 30 Sep 2005, 06:58   #1 (permalink)
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Ha, I bet that worried some of you

What I'd like to talk about are....practical jokes! ;D
What did you do, to whom, and with what results?

Post them all here.
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Old 30 Sep 2005, 12:05   #2 (permalink)
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Me and my mate Damien planned a horrendous practical joke on his boss, but I never got the job... lol. I'll see if I can get him to post about it.
He also mixed loads of stuff together (including bits of meat, flour and red food colouring) that looked like vomit and blood, and put it all over a urinal at his work. The guy who found it was really concerned and went to his boss to say that someone working there might have a problem. ;D
As for me...I rarely play practical jokes, because most of my family has no sense of homour when it comes to stuff like that.
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ha i bet that worried some of you what id like to talk about are practical jokes what did you do to whom and with what results post them all here
Tut tut, Tau-killer, that's disgraceful, where was all your punctuation? Smited*

*Not really.

Aaanyway, I'm not one for practical jokes, and I've never known anyone who's pulled off an especially astounding one.
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Well....I was at a large amusement park with some friends. I needed to go relieve myself so I headed towards the bathroom. I realized that I had a chocolate candy bar in my pocket that I had forgotten about. It was a hot day, and the candy bar had melted. Ruined! Maybe not...
So I enter one of the stalls in the bathroom and I decide to have a little fun with the other occupants. I make grunting and groaning noises for a few minutes while smearing the chocolate on my hands. I then start to curse loudly, and a few seconds later I kicked open the door. I burst out of the stall and ran to the sink, hands covered in wet chocolate (with peanuts might I add). I loudly explained that there was no toilet paper in the stall and that I had no choice but to wipe my posterior with my bare hands. The looks on their faces were priceless. I wish I could have filmed this. I then proceeded to wash my hands in the sink, making sure to leave a big, brown mess. My friends had to run outside, not being able to keep a straight face throughout this presentation. I deserved an Oscar for this performance. It was quite fun.
Perhaps my sense of humor is just slightly abnormal....that's ok, I like being a goofball.
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HaHaHa! Nice intro. I like the joke where you look like your going to say something cool about stuff but it turns out to be a joke instead of something serious.

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Not that I did that just there or anything.


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Nice title : I thought the warning 2 would mark the end of this?
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Nice title : I thought the warning 2 would mark the end of this?
Sorry, it was meant just to be one big practical joke.* I wasn't being serious in the title.* Anyway, edited.
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Well....I was at a large amusement park with some friends. I needed to go relieve myself so I headed towards the bathroom. I realized that I had a chocolate candy bar in my pocket that I had forgotten about. It was a hot day, and the candy bar had melted. Ruined! Maybe not...
So I enter one of the stalls in the bathroom and I decide to have a little fun with the other occupants. I make grunting and groaning noises for a few minutes while smearing the chocolate on my hands. I then start to curse loudly, and a few seconds later I kicked open the door. I burst out of the stall and ran to the sink, hands covered in wet chocolate (with peanuts might I add). I loudly explained that there was no toilet paper in the stall and that I had no choice but to wipe my posterior with my bare hands. The looks on their faces were priceless. I wish I could have filmed this. I then proceeded to wash my hands in the sink, making sure to leave a big, brown mess. My friends had to run outside, not being able to keep a straight face throughout this presentation. I deserved an Oscar for this performance. It was quite fun.
Perhaps my sense of humor is just slightly abnormal....that's ok, I like being a goofball.
amusing ^^; however i don't think it's quite a practical joke as such.. i believe for it to classify as a practical joke, the joke must be directly upon someone else. in this case, you have a bunch of people thinking you used your hands, and as such they're discusted/shocked at you.. if you managed to somehow get a friend in this predicament without their knowlege then it'd qualify ^^

not quite a practical joke, however.. when i was 16 a group of us stayed at a friends house. one of my friends brought a white boiler suit, an alien mask and some alien hands. at about 3am he decided to go outside and creep about in this getup (without any shoes on either) (don't ask why).

rest of us got bored so followed him to a main road, a couple of cars wire still going past occasionally, we decided to set up a little scene for the next car which came past. so, we see the headlights and start walking along, as the car gets close our friend jumps out of the bushes, a small struggle ensues we all get subdued and our friend decides to pretend to feast on one of our bodies. at this point, the car comes to a stop next to us; it was a bloody police dog unit. he calls for backup and another car and two officers get out and have a giggle at us, i was pretty embarrased, but i expect the poor bugger in the white boiler suit and alien getup was feeling slightly worse.

we were young at the time, that's my excuse ><;

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I bet the cop felt more embarrased, calling for backup...
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it was proper good cop/bad cop who turned up. one was giggling at us, the other was asking seriously "ok lads, who has the drugs?" his face was chiseled out of stone o.O


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