[FrisbeeForLunch]

For those who don't want to read through it all, clicking every of the 1030-something pages.... this is for you.

Note: I have edited some parts a wee bit if they seemed to be missing a word, or accidently repeated words from the post before, or were just a post that was obscene and un-funny. Apart from that, this is it so far...

I thought it better to put the compilation in a different thread instead of interrupting the ongoing(!!) story... I've also put it into little chapters which just group the changes of style, or trends of authors, or a complete subject change...

Here goes!

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CHAPTER ONE

One day millions of bright green pencils started attacking a great big beached walrus which decided to explode because it ate a furby called Fred.

Fred was also much alike his evil twin, who was also called Fred.

Strangely enough, he also smelt like Madonna which is strange because she smells like a decaying smelly thing.

The “smelly thing” then attempted to sing: "I believe I should now shoot a massive donkey in the bumhole because this triggers a bomb under the sea, in the sunk Grav-Tank which then explodes and pink cows then dance to the sound of someone making babies this is noted by the big fat headed goat filled with yellow snow! This snow tasted rather sweet because a dog felt a sudden urge to lick your private areas because when you kissed it, it conjures a man who has breasts the size of Sainsbury’s food lorries and as wide as pink cows with bad karma and three udders, nine nostrils and eight sexual organs."

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CHAPTER TWO

That’s four dancing giraffes singing a nice song enjoyed by all those listening to Erebus’ pounding guns squashing everything around the giant totem which shouted “why, God, why?” because it was eating a large lump tasting like bread shooting seven pigeons with an MP5 BB gun.
Although, it was jammed so he got a large stick and sliced a big hole in the meatball of the tree located in the east where man people are people who like to grow overgrown magic cats that explode when/in order to act suicidal against the killer monkeys who took over Baghdad because they needed some marines to join their armies of mass friends in captivity in the polish bunker filled with a lot of big red elephants with a small amount of weapons including the fearsome rocket-propelled potatoes and the sinister bag of apples.

Then suddenly, a monster appeared from Cardiff Train Station dancing the Macarena while wearing, pink sheep as thongs, but those thongs started running from hairy butt cracks and yellow cows with weird, disgusting purple things sticking out all over its nether regions.
His nether regions were soon ablaze because the 3 randomly coloured elephants ate the pie which was given to use yesterday by beggars trying to steal our secret weapons of vital chocolate spreadage which happen to shower burning blubber with acid rain on global mods because they deserve better health benefits!

And so global space monkeys prevail but gigantic Volvos in the shape of a giant peach with twin-linked Vulcan mega bolters firing out a volley of painting equipment at innocent standing on bareback tree trunks wearing nothing but glasses and wigs because these people can rub their eyes 500 times and they get rashes on their bums because they use playing cards to detonate the world’s big nuclear bombs all in germany to rid of any unwanted devils that live in Germany, obviously!

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CHAPTER THREE

Anyway, one fine day, afro man gained a devilfish form and burnt his friends and they ran away from a massive tank armed with stupid lightning fast pike-cu’s clayed happily by Del the pokemon the pokemon stabber with Spooner his happy playmate /deleted/, despite his name, he was small, futile and weak because he was hallucinating due to eating a shrimp which ate a rod of plutonium because it was very very drunk on cough syrup from boots cosmetics who denounced all but one of the ten commandments, the one it didn’t make was Honour Thy Creppy Evil Moomof Army. This commandment was the most important because it was about evil moomofs and ze shoopuf. The shoopuf was pink and orange with lavender spots made of jello.

(I'm at post 207...)
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It will take some time, folks. I'll compile more when I have half an hour to waste here and there. This took about 20 minutes including the small edits.

Chapter two coming soon..... ;D (well, it's already in the originial topic if you want to read it, but if you're lazy just stick around here...)

~ LH/Frisbee

[shaso_montyr]

I can't believe you're actually going to the effort of compiling this, or that I could be bothered reading it. :-\ Thanks.

[FrisbeeForLunch]

I will probabally be dead before it is finished. Ah well! Every now and then I'll do another 200 posts or so...

;D

[LordZanuu]

I had to stop half way through and wipe my eyes because I was crying with laughter.