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Old 18 Jul 2007, 01:53   #1 (permalink)
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You can name the stats for every model, but can't remember people's names.
You can remember every important date in 40K, but not birthdays.
You think of lasguns everytime you see a flashlight.
You spend more time preparing for your Saturday night game, then your date on Friday.
You can write up a list with complete points cost without opening a codex.
Your camera has more pictures of models then of real people.

MORE!
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Old 18 Jul 2007, 02:01   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: You might be a Warhammer 40K nerd if......

You're Wargamer
You read nothing but Black Library novels
You actively worship the Emperor
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Old 18 Jul 2007, 02:11   #3 (permalink)
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Default Re: You might be a Warhammer 40K nerd if......

I read mostly black library books :P I like em. I do read other books though lol.
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Old 18 Jul 2007, 02:14   #4 (permalink)
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You might be a 40K nerd if your idea of a hot model is made of plastic and 1" tall.

You might be a 40K nerd if you get frustrated that Black Library books are never on the New York Times best sellers list.

You might be a 40K nerd if you ask your librarian to start carrying the Codexes in the reference section.

You might be a 40K nerd if you claim to have 4,000 points of friends.

You might be a 40K nerd if you write dates in Imperial Gothic format (121348.M2) on official forms.

You might be a 40K nerd if you have a tattoo that is in violation of Games Workshop's intellectual property rights.

You might be a 40K nerd if your idea of a holiday (vacation) is a weekend spent at Games Day.

You might be a 40K nerd if you list the GW site on your Bridal Gift Registry.
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Old 18 Jul 2007, 03:12   #5 (permalink)
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If you visit TO. :P
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In that case, so is sex. Therefore, pornstars and prostitutes are professional athletes.
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Old 18 Jul 2007, 03:13   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah but some enclavites don't actually participate in the hobby so...
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Old 18 Jul 2007, 03:21   #7 (permalink)
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Default Re: You might be a Warhammer 40K nerd if......

Yeah I know, it's hard for everyone to resist my secksayness.
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Competitive, sure. Sports...
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Note "3.diversion; recreation; pleasant pastime."
Its a sport...
In that case, so is sex. Therefore, pornstars and prostitutes are professional athletes.
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Old 18 Jul 2007, 03:25   #8 (permalink)
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Yeah I know, in fact Elfie... will you marry me?
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Old 18 Jul 2007, 03:29   #9 (permalink)
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Wow that's my 15'th proposal to me this week. But I'm aorry I'd rather just stay friends [size=1pt]...with benefits[/size] ;D
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Its a sport...
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Old 18 Jul 2007, 03:33   #10 (permalink)
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How ironic thats my 15th rejection this week.

Anyways I think I've dragged this thread far too off topic so here's more suggestions

You read Heat magasine in the hopes that there will be a story on Jervis Johnsons latest love escapade

You don't wage war. You wage waaaaaaagh

You think Tolkien's elves should carry shuriken catapults
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