[Comander crackhead]

Okay the Game is simple one person comes up with a situation (real or imaginary)
and then the next person comes up with a crazy or sane way to get out of it >
this can involve Drinking your way out or smashing your way out... but try to make it vaguely realistic. :


E.G: you've been drinking at a party and are now driving home a police car pules you over

Something like that.
then the next person comes up with another situation (this helps because it means you can think about a situation ;D)


ok to kick it off

someone is robbing you in a back ally

[Shas O]

Kick them in the balls, steal their wallet and run!

You're about to be hung from the gallows

[Comander crackhead]

"i untie the nose and hang the hang man and steal his shoes"



your being arrested for posesion of illegal drugs

[AuinMyrrath]

I point out that the white powder was just sugar, and when the officer eats a tablespoon full of uncut cocaine I use his unconciousness to escape.

[Shas O]

.......wasn't there supposed to be a bad situation here?


You are facing a firing squad for drug trafficking.

[Comander crackhead]

i find out who is about to be let go who isent going to be shot and claim there me and im them so they shoot him instead of me and let me go



a rhino come home after a long day in the swamp to find you in bead with his wife wearing his pajamas and smoking his cigars ( i told you thay could be imaginary)

[Shas O]

I tell him that he has come to the wrong swamp and that this is his wifes sister :P

You are on the death star about to be annihilated by a lightsaber wielding geek.

[Yaifrog]

I yell 'Hey, look over there!' while pointing at nothing. When he turns around to look, I run off, jump in a Tie Fighter and annihilate him!

A random, bloodthirsty sheep is charging at you with a screwdriver.

[Tau Fanatic]

You use a flamethrower to make it mutton ^.^

A rabid Axe Murderer is coming after you in a box canyon

[Colonel_Sanders]

Stick 'em on a sheet of hot tinfoil, smear him around, and make a pretty picture. (Anyone else do that in preschool?)

You're a Leman Russ with 7 Markerlights on you, and 3 Railheads on the enemy team.