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An Ordo Xenos discovery of a lifetime!
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Old 10 Apr 2007, 10:54   #1 (permalink)
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This idea has been bugging me for months and months...

The spieces known commonly throughout the Imperium of Man as the Ork, or Greenskin, have only what look like males. No, they have NO GENDER, and NO SEX (They probably don't even know what "sex" means) therefore, must not have genitals what so ever. Therefore, they indeed do NOT digest and produce waste like most other races. They somehow must absorb and disintegrate their food... Like plants... It would not make sense for them to produce waste, if they have no females, and they are "fungi". Therefore, They cannot make large piles of waste matter found throughout their crude base camps. These are most likely made by the Squigs or some other lifeform we do not know of yet...

They do not have gender.
They do not have genitals of any kind.
To all those guardsmen who think you are actually hitting something in the crotch of an Ork, you are just hitting a wall of empty green flesh...
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Old 10 Apr 2007, 11:19   #2 (permalink)
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Come again?

I mean yeah what you're saying is true but why does this constitute for a world changing discovery?
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Old 10 Apr 2007, 11:32   #3 (permalink)
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Because the ONLY way to kill Orks successfully is to hit them in the crotch. Not doing something stupid like standing back and blasting them with a lasgun or autocannon. I'm suprised you didn't realise this by now Mongoose.

Never mind that if you can hit an Ork in the crotch, it and all its buddies can hit you with a big massive axe with enough strength to crush you skull even when unarmed. :
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Old 10 Apr 2007, 12:32   #4 (permalink)
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It has been implied, though never confirmed, that when Orks urinate they do it standing up (Armageddon Battle Report; Battle for Hive Tempestora).

This suggests that even half-plant Greenskins still have meat and two veg.
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Old 10 Apr 2007, 12:43   #5 (permalink)
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In the Caphias Cain (sp) novel Caves Of Ice, a Guardsmen mentions finding an Ork taking a pitstop. She shot it right up the- before being stopped by Cain.

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Old 10 Apr 2007, 13:13   #6 (permalink)
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I think in the book Space Wolf there's also an Ork taking a leak at some point.
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Old 10 Apr 2007, 13:23   #7 (permalink)
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It has been implied, though never confirmed, that when Orks urinate they do it standing up (Armageddon Battle Report; Battle for Hive Tempestora).

This suggests that even half-plant Greenskins still have meat and two veg.
So....that means that means an orks meat and 2 veg is ......another orks arm and 2 legs? :
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Old 10 Apr 2007, 20:31   #8 (permalink)
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it is possibel that they only have a meat, and no veg. Veg woudl imply they have sperm which isnt the case. WAIT!

We all know Orks release spores with cause other Orks to grow. What if they piss out spores, since it is unknown how they release these spores. The spores could be kept within the vegs. Orks will grow in a dark wet enviorment jsut like Earth molds. That is also the type of palce one would prefer to go piss privately.
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Actually, it is known how they release spores... the skin.
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Old 10 Apr 2007, 20:38   #10 (permalink)
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just because Orks don't field women that means there are no female orks? Tyrands look genderless... but they spawn like hell... how do they do that. yeah sorry, this seems more like an enclave thing
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