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Old 12 Nov 2008, 15:37   #1 (permalink)
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i thought it would be funny to make some christmas carols for all the races. ive started on the dark eldar one.

to the tune of 'deck the halls'
deck the hall with screams of anguish la la la...
give your tortured slaves their death wish la la la...
can you hear the wraithbone screaming la la la...

i was thinking 3 or 4 verses for each
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Old 12 Nov 2008, 15:45   #2 (permalink)
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Thats actually quite good...

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Old 12 Nov 2008, 15:57   #3 (permalink)
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Ruddoff da red-nosed squiggy
Had a very shiney grofe
And if you eve sawed it
You ‘ud even say it glowz

All o’ da udder squiggies
Used to jump and bounce around
They always bit da gobbos
But also kicked rudoff in da face

Den one foggy battle night
Santorc came to say
“Ruddoff wid your ting so bright
Won’t you kill some elves tonight?”

Den all da sguiggys got killed
As they were attacked by elves
But Rudoff da red nosed sguiggy
Was protected by ‘iz shiny nose!



Is one I made. come this christmas, you guys will know why.
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Old 12 Nov 2008, 16:02   #4 (permalink)
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We three Orks have come from afar,
From the world of Nozgrol-tar.
Beatin', smashin', clobberin', bashing!
Fol-low-ing our WARRRGHHH!

Oh, WARGH of wonder, - WARGH a fight!,
Wargh- we kill the 'ooomies, right?
Smashin', crashin' bopping, bashing,
WARGH iz a great sight!

With our boyz, we kill and maim,
A good scrap, is for what we came,
The Warboss leads us, reputation proceeds us,
Our choppas give oomies pain!

Oh, WARGH of wonder, - WARGH a fight!,
Wargh- we kill the 'ooomies, right?
Smashin', crashin' bopping, bashing,
WARGH iz a great sight!

A big axe, to use, have I,
And from my shoota, bullets fly,
Scared and running, our engines gunning,
Ooomies have gotta die!

Oh, WARGH of wonder, - WARGH a fight!,
Wargh- we kill the 'ooomies, right?
Smashin', crashin' bopping, bashing,
WARGH iz a great sight!


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Old 12 Nov 2008, 16:09   #5 (permalink)
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I must say Thantos is winning right now...


Should we be in the christmas spirit yet?
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Old 12 Nov 2008, 16:25   #6 (permalink)
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Should we be in the christmas spirit yet?
All the sofa shops seem to be (I'm looking at you DFS :shifty: ) so why shouldn't we be?

To the tune of Jingle Bells

Kill, maim, burn!
Kill, maim, burn!
Praise be chaos gods!
Oh what fun it is to slay,
for the glory of the gods!

CRUSH!

Nurgle, Tzeench!
Khorne, Slaanesh!
Praise be chaos gods!
Oh what fun it is to slay,
for the glory of the gods!

(Dashing through the snow, on a one horse open sleigh).
Sacrifice the hoards,
For the 4 greats guys back home,
I really really really hope,
That the Emperor will die!

CRUSH!

I know, it started to slop at the end. :P


I wanna do an orky silent night, just for Irony, but I can't think. Anyone who can make one up gets a cookie. :P
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Old 14 Nov 2008, 01:36   #7 (permalink)
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To the tune of Silent Night
Come out and fight
You cannot hide
We kill you tonight
Come out and die

Our Burna boyz will set you on fire
Deffkoptas blow yo ships up if they rise any higher

Come out and give us the thrill
of fightin and gettin to kill
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Old 14 Nov 2008, 08:23   #8 (permalink)
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Too Easy, and I don't even need to change the name:

Oh Come All Ye Faithful

Oh come, all ye faithful,
Joyful and triumphant,
Oh come ye, Oh come ye to Holy Terra;
Come and behold him,
Born the King of Mankind;

Oh come, let us adore him,
Oh come, let us adore him,
Oh Come, let us adore him, the Emperor, our Lord.

God of God,
Light of Light,
Lo! he abhors not the the Golden Throne:
Very God,
Immortal, never dieing;

Oh come, let us adore him,
Oh come, let us adore him,
Oh Come, let us adore him, the Emperor, our Lord.

Sing, choirs of Adepts,
Sing in exultation,
Sing, all ye citizens of the Imperium;
Glory to Him
In the highest;

Oh come, let us adore him,
Oh come, let us adore him,
Oh Come, let us adore him, the Emperor, our Lord.

See how His enemies,
Crushed and annihilated,
Could not stand against, our Righteous Providence;
We too will thither
Join in the Crusade;

Oh come, let us adore him,
Oh come, let us adore him,
Oh Come, let us adore him, the Emperor, our Lord.

Death, for the heretic
Poor and convoluted,
We would purify thee, with Pain and Fire;
Mutants and Xenos more,
Will not we suffer to live;

Oh come, let us adore him,
Oh come, let us adore him,
Oh Come, let us adore him, the Emperor, our Lord.

Yea, Lord, we give thee,
Our lives in your service;
Martyrs, to thee be glory given;
Word of the Emperor,
Everlasting and Eternal;

Oh come, let us adore him,
Oh come, let us adore him,
Oh Come, let us adore him, the Emperor, our Lord.
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Old 15 Nov 2008, 12:35   #9 (permalink)
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Jingle Bells, Jingl-BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


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Old 15 Nov 2008, 22:08   #10 (permalink)
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these are really good for the most part, good idea the emperor115
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