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Old 27 Jul 2006, 21:47   #1 (permalink)
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I have thought up some rules for using stephen hawkings in 40k

Basically, an eldar farseer with a dark lance and the ability to choose 4 powers from any army, mounted on a bike which replaces its bolters with twin linked starcannons.
model wise, just make a sculpture of him using green stuff and bitz.

I know this is insane, but hey?
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Maybe I'm missing something. I just don't see room in a galaxy of mutants, aliens, and psykers for a paralyzed guy who can communicate with a keyboardthingy.

Yea, he's a genius. But will the Hormaguants care?
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Old 27 Jul 2006, 21:56   #3 (permalink)
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How about we make him like Aun'Va, without the Paradox? It makes sense that way: A paralyzed genius who inspires the mobs of the intelectually inclined, but isn terms of combat effectiveness, he is as capable as a cinderblock with no Gravity Gun to propell it.
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I have thought up some rules for using stephen hawkings in 40k

Basically, an eldar farseer with a dark lance and the ability to choose 4 powers from any army, mounted on a bike which replaces its bolters with twin linked starcannons.
model wise, just make a sculpture of him using green stuff and bitz.

I know this is insane, but hey?
Honestly I think this is ignorant and offensive.
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Old 29 Jul 2006, 02:25   #5 (permalink)
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"Honestly I think this is ignorant and offensive."

I didn't mean any direspect to the man, i just had a random idea and wanted to see what people thought of it. if its ofensive, why are you the only one who thinks so? If other people think it's offensive, they should say so and I will apologize.
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Old 29 Jul 2006, 04:20   #6 (permalink)
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I have thought up some rules for using stephen hawkings in 40k

Basically, an eldar farseer with a dark lance and the ability to choose 4 powers from any army, mounted on a bike which replaces its bolters with twin linked starcannons.
model wise, just make a sculpture of him using green stuff and bitz.

I know this is insane, but hey?
Honestly I think this is ignorant and offensive.
These rules seem to portray him in a pretty positive light...
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Old 29 Jul 2006, 06:16   #7 (permalink)
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Honestly I think this is ignorant and offensive.
I agree. Why would you make a perfectly good model into something stupid and useless? If you guys would actually play the game, you would see that some cripple in a chair, no offense intended to any actual paralyzed people, does not have what it takes to be in Warhammer. The Aun'va is the exception. Grow up will ya? I have seen runescape stories, star wars conversions and now this, in 3 minutes of being on this site. And that is with postings. Here is an idea to go along with your site...

Lets make a Clingon out of a Kroot. There we go. Another completly stupid idea to add to your site.
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Jesus, i was just posting a random humorous idea, this is what this board is for if you haven't noticed. If you're going to be this uptight you shouldn't even be here >

If you want serious, go to a different board or ignore this thread
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Old 29 Jul 2006, 18:39   #9 (permalink)
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Well then there have been many "random humorous" ideas on this site. Yours was just at the top.
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Then you were just arbitrarily trying to give someone grief?

Thats not exactly a frein-diddly-endly thing to do Neighborino ;D
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