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Old 05 Apr 2006, 06:43   #1 (permalink)
Shas'La
 
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Default Chuck norris cult

at school me and my freinds were annoying every one by saying we were a cult of chuck norris
Heres my army list (just for fun)

Chuck Norris

WS BS S T W I A LD
10 0 10 10 9 9 10 10

equiment:
fists (counts as two power fists),musle (2+ armor save), hairy chest (2+ inv save)


special rules

groin kick: if this one enamy unit in close combat cant attack (does not take up an attack)
thigh crush: one use only auto inflicks 10 s 10 ap 1 hits agaist a single model
OWNS YOU ALL: inflickts 10 auto hiting, auto wounding, auto armor and inv save hits


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butler could kill you a hundred different ways without using his armoury. though im sure one would be suffcient.
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OK partner, good job. now could you please spit out the fugitive?
-holly short

lets just say im a very smart boy.
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Old 05 Apr 2006, 07:00   #2 (permalink)
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chuck norris cultist


Brother pts 25 pt
ws bs s t w i a ld
5 2 5 5 2 5 2 9

seer
WS BS S T W I A LD
6 2 8 2 1 10 5 10
squid 3-20 brothers

Equipment:
2 swords(cose combat weapon), stones, blessing of chuck norris


options
may trade there swords for bolters
may trade there swords for pulse carbine or pulse rifle at 5pt each
one brother may be upgraded to a seer at 20pts









chuck norris cult armory

stones rang 10" s1
blessing of chuck norris 4+ armor save
bolter range 24" s4 ap 5 rapid fire
pulse rifle range 30" st 5 ap 5 rapid fire
pulse carbine 18" st 5 ap 5 pinning
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butler could kill you a hundred different ways without using his armoury. though im sure one would be suffcient.
-artemis fowl

OK partner, good job. now could you please spit out the fugitive?
-holly short

lets just say im a very smart boy.
-artemis fowl again!
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Old 06 Apr 2006, 03:25   #3 (permalink)
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HQ

0-2 Cult leader 40pt

WS BS S T W I A LD
5 4 5 5 3 6 3 10

equimment
blessing of chuck norris, sword (close combat weapon), hairy fist (power weapon)

option
may trade sword or power weapon for power fist 25pts
may trade sword or power weapon for lighting claw 15pt
may trade sword and power weapon for dual lighting claws 30pt

speical rules
renue
may gave a renue of 5-15 brothers





elites
0-1 seer of chuck norris 40pt
WS BS S T W I A LD
6 1 8 2 1 10 5 10

outcast 2 pts
WS BS S T W I A LD
1 na na 1 1 na na na

sqaud
1-5 seers 0-20 outcasts

equipment
a seer has blessing of chuck norris, 2 close combat weapons and stones
a outcast has nothing

special rules
Transport
seers use outcasts to move into battle, outcasts are always removed before seers
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butler could kill you a hundred different ways without using his armoury. though im sure one would be suffcient.
-artemis fowl

OK partner, good job. now could you please spit out the fugitive?
-holly short

lets just say im a very smart boy.
-artemis fowl again!
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Old 06 Apr 2006, 05:31   #4 (permalink)
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cult leader ablities (may have one)

groin kick
each turn one enamy cannot attack

desanding from heven
has a 4+ inv save

round house kick
if a cult leader declares a callange on a enamy carachter and hits he may round house kick him the cult leader attacks as normal but sacroficing one attack. if the enamy survives he moves deckly 12" away from the cult leader and the callange is broken. if the enamy ends up in close combat he is auto hit.
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butler could kill you a hundred different ways without using his armoury. though im sure one would be suffcient.
-artemis fowl

OK partner, good job. now could you please spit out the fugitive?
-holly short

lets just say im a very smart boy.
-artemis fowl again!
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Old 06 Apr 2006, 05:44   #5 (permalink)
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special chacters


parkspaz the avata of chuck norris 195pt

WS BS S T W I A LD
5 4 6 6 4 7 4 10


equiment
chucks right hand (power fist with an inbuilt combi bolter),blade of mr rodgers , desandeing from heven,groin kick and round house kick
(see above)


BLADE OF MR RODGERS
roll a d6 every movement phase, and parkspaz gets that many attack until the end of the next cults turn
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butler could kill you a hundred different ways without using his armoury. though im sure one would be suffcient.
-artemis fowl

OK partner, good job. now could you please spit out the fugitive?
-holly short

lets just say im a very smart boy.
-artemis fowl again!
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Old 06 Apr 2006, 07:59   #6 (permalink)
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Default Re: Chuck norris cult

You're not looking for any serious replies to this, are you?
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Old 06 Apr 2006, 09:50   #7 (permalink)
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nop



im just an idiot who loves chuck norris
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butler could kill you a hundred different ways without using his armoury. though im sure one would be suffcient.
-artemis fowl

OK partner, good job. now could you please spit out the fugitive?
-holly short

lets just say im a very smart boy.
-artemis fowl again!
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Old 06 Apr 2006, 09:55   #8 (permalink)
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troops

0-1 outsiders 1pts

sqiud 5-40

WS BS S T W I A LD
1 0 2 2 1 2 1 5

equipment
close combat weapon

options
may take an adisinal hand weapon 1pts
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butler could kill you a hundred different ways without using his armoury. though im sure one would be suffcient.
-artemis fowl

OK partner, good job. now could you please spit out the fugitive?
-holly short

lets just say im a very smart boy.
-artemis fowl again!
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Old 06 Apr 2006, 10:04   #9 (permalink)
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heavy support

0-1 blade master 100pts

WS BS S T W I A LD
6 0 7 7 4 2 7 10

equiment
a blade master uses a power fist and a norris blade (counts as a master crafted lighting claw)

scecial rules

the blade master may onley move 3" (but can still assult 6")
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butler could kill you a hundred different ways without using his armoury. though im sure one would be suffcient.
-artemis fowl

OK partner, good job. now could you please spit out the fugitive?
-holly short

lets just say im a very smart boy.
-artemis fowl again!
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Old 06 Apr 2006, 19:16   #10 (permalink)
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NO!
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