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Old 17 Feb 2006, 20:23   #1 (permalink)
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Default Codex: Chavtastic

EDITED I jsut noticed this probably goes in the house rules section. would a mod mind moving it please?

Well about 2 hours ago i was in town with some friends and a thought came to mind: "i wonder what rules chav would ahve in 40K" so i came up and jotted down some things. most of the stats are orky-ish as are the names for the weapons. so please ignore my un-imaginatize naming of chav weaponry. please take into acount this is the first draft, so feel free to rip it up down, chew it up, spit it out and generaly mess around with it. any feed back about rule and fluff changes and ideas are welcome. so here goes:

Codex: Chavtastic
Chav special rules:

What you looking at, tw*t!
Chavs think they are the thoughest thing this side of the wilkyway, and beleive anyone in a 20 meter radius is giving them a funny look. All models in a chav army must charge if within assualt range unless stated otherwise

Weak minded
Chavs aren't the brightest thing around, and so must travel in herds to maintain any kind of mental integrity. chavs leadership are equal to their squad size -2, to a minumum of 6. This does not apply to chav units with a steady Ld value
HQ

Chay Armoury:
Loose girlfriend: Many chavs are acompanied by their more 'liberal' minded girlfriends into battle. chavs will then charge head long into battle clamouring over eachother to try and impress her. units lead by a character with a loose girlfriend add 1 to their initiative when they charge.

Burberry Clothes
These are more expensive, as befits a Head Chavoid, and so must provide more protection Roll Eyes. This upgrade gives the Head Chavoid a 3+ armour save.

Extra Bling
For 1pt each, a unit of chavs can wear extra bling, which reflects light into the enemy's eyes, negating their extra attack when charging into assault.

Ring tone: Many chavs ahve very laud, and obscenely annoying ring tones on their mobiles, and will play them laudly to display they ahve no fear of the enemy and will fight with obscene bravery aslong as the tone is playing. any unit lead by a character with such a ring tone may choose to activate it once per battle. during that turn the unit is counted as fearless.

Bouncer beatas: These are huge clubs employed by bouncers to keep the order ammong partingy chavs. or bash goths.
Bouncer Beatas add 1 to the chavs basic strength

JJB track suit: Track suits made by JJB are very sturdy, and provide chavs with extra protection. upgrading a track suit to JJB track suit gives the chav a 4+ armour save

Vinly albums: Many chavs work as DJs(or claim to) and cary vinly albums with them. these albums are sharpened and used in battle to break enemy lines before charging.
Vinly albums
S AP range notes
5 5 12" Assualt/3

Chav blasta: This is the basic weapon for chavs. they are easy to make and build, which provideds for them being in abundance in chavoid armies. Due to their mass productions however these weapons are very inaccurate, but then again a chav count hit water if he fell off a boat, so most dont even notice.
Chav Blasta
S AP Range Notes
4 5 24" rapid fire

Chav launcha: The main weapon against tanks are chav launchas. these are RPGs bought from recent IRA disarmaments and black markets and are used en masse to ripp through armoured formation in a hail of malfunctioning explosives.

Boom Boxes: Chavs carry with them big boom boxes and stareos from which to play their dance music. for them it is entertainment, for their enemies it is bloody death.
Boom Boxes
S AP Range Notes
4 4 tempalte assault/1
(i dont know the stats for slaneesh sonic weapons, but i might apply those)

Head Chavoid
Ws BS S T I W A Ld 5+
5 3 4 4 3 3 3 10

Weapons and wargear
Chav blasta

What you looking, tw*t!

Elites:
Bouncers: some chavs actually manage to get themselves jobs, but mostly at chippies. some lucky(and big) few get jobs as bouncers where they can party and beat people AND GET PAID FOR IT! these are highly repsected among chavs and often take the front line on battle fields
WS BS S T I W A Ld
Bouncer 4 2 3 4 2 1 1 9 5+
Ring ld 4 2 3 4 2 1 2 9 5+

Weapons and wargear:
Bouncer beata

Character: one bouncer may be upgraded to ring leader. ring leaders have access to the armoury.

Troops:
1-6 Chavs: Chavs make up the core off all chav armies, being numberous and easy to control. they roam shopping centers and bus stops harrassing nerds and trying to pick up chavettes. They are usually lead by the a ring leader, who is the toughest or richest one in the group.

WS BS S T I W A Ld
Chav 3 2 3 4 2 1 1 N/A 5+
Ring ld 3 2 3 4 2 1 2 n/A 5+
Weapons and wargear
Chav blastas

Character One chav may be upgraded to ring leader. the ring leader has access to the chavy armoury
Options
One chav may be equiped with a boom box or a chav launcha.

Chavlings: Chavs have a tendency to be a litte more 'liberal' minded towards many things. this has lead to their population booming out of control, whith thousands of chav babies in trams scooting along the pavement. these are sometimes used in battle to overwhelm the enemy in a sea of rattles and pacifiers
what are the stats for nurglings? or maybe ripper swarms

Heavy support:
Chavorgatory squads.
Chavorgatory chavs are those who have shown an aptitude which specialised weaponry, having ethier a high tolerancefor cheap dance music or knowing which end of the launcha shoots the missile.
Squad sizes: 5-10

WS BS S T I W A Ld
Chav 3 2 3 4 2 1 1 N/A 5+
Ring ld 3 3 3 4 2 1 1 n/A 5+

weapons and wargear:
chav blastas

up to 4 models may be armed with either a boom box or a chav launcha.

Character: one chav may be upgraded to ring leader. these ahve access to the armoury.


Also another Fast Attack choice!

Twist 'n' Go Moped

Before chavs have enough money to buy a car, or enough nerve to steal one, they usually get their parents to get them a moped. This allows them to drive around without any sort of test required, just some L plates.

WS BS S T I W A Ld Sv
4 2 4 3 3 1 2 6(7) 5+

Special Rules

These Chavs are classed as vehicles, but they are completely open to attack and so have the characteristics of infantry. They move 12" and can boost to 24" if they sacrifice all shooting and assault, much like a small Fast Attack Vehicle.


"Can't Catch Me!"
Chavs who lose an assault gain one to their leadership when testing to see if they are cut down while running away. This is due to their experience at running away from people who are stronger or more numerous than themselves on their mopeds.

Upgrades

"Passed me test, mate!"
This Chav has passed his driving test, and no longer needs to have his beloved L plates. As such, anyone shooting at a chav moped with this upgrade has to take one off their BS for that shot to a minimum of 1.

Passenger
This is another Chav on the back of the moped wielding a baseball bat. This upgrade gives the moped one extra attack, and +1 to its strength on the charge

Souped-Up Citroen Saxo

Chavs often manage to steal a car, then either drive it around and burn it out or put shiny things on it, and a large exhaust.

This vehicle contains 1 driver and 3 passengers, one leaning out of each side and throwing objects and one standing up through the sunroof with an airrifle.

BS Front Side Rear Type
3 11 10 10 Fast Vehicle

Weapons

2 Chavs throwing things. Same location on vehicle and ark of fire as 2 side sponsons.

S AP Range Type
3 - 18" Assault 2


One airrifle wielding chav. Acts like a turret.

S AP Range Type
6 3 30" Heavy 1

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after im done with this im moving on to Codex: Goth & Emo. Tough, hard core goths in trench coats backed by hordes of clinically depresed emos. and Codex:Nerds a bit like tau, c**p basic profile, amazing gadgets.

P.S. sorry its messy, ill clean it up later.

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Old 18 Feb 2006, 15:27   #2 (permalink)
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Whats the point? We have orks .
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Old 18 Feb 2006, 15:59   #3 (permalink)
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Whats the point? We have orks .
yeah, but chavs are so much funner to shoot at
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are you shore u havent ripped this i no a freind who has been doin chavs for ages and he has rules and a name the scally-manders so im not shore but i think if herd this all befor!!
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Chavs carry with them big boom boxes and stareos from which to play their dance music. for them it is entertainment, for their enemies it is bloody death
That was great.
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Nice job! Just wonderin, do you like chavs or not? I mean im not gunna ask you whether are one or not, coz most chavs pass GW and shout summat like ' 'ere mayte, l-luke at dem geeks in dare' and point and laff and shout obsenities... :
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hahaha awesome !
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Old 01 Mar 2006, 07:08   #8 (permalink)
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Nice job! Just wonderin, do you like chavs or not?
simple answer: no. complex answer: i have to beat my way through a horde of chavs to get home in the afternoons becuase my school wont provide a bus so ia have to walk past the council estates to get home and its full of them. if it where up to me these guys would be shot on site.

any suggestons for more units and wargear? i want to get all the options down before pricing things

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are you shore u havent ripped this i no a freind who has been doin chavs for ages and he has rules and a name the scally-manders so im not shore but i think if herd this all befor!!
nope, just thought of it while in town with a friend. i started thinking of all our subgroups in 40K terms, and chavs was too funny not to make a codex off.
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Fast Attack

Souped-Up Citroen Saxo

Chavs often manage to steal a car, then either drive it around and burn it out or put shiny things on it, and a large exhaust.

This vehicle contains 1 driver and 3 passengers, one leaning out of each side and throwing objects and one standing up through the sunroof with an airrifle.

BS Front Side Rear Type
3 11 10 10 Fast Vehicle

Weapons

2 Chavs throwing things. Same location on vehicle and ark of fire as 2 side sponsons.

S AP Range Type
3 - 18" Assault 2


One airrifle wielding chav. Acts like a turret.

S AP Range Type
6 3 30" Heavy 1
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if it where up to me these guys would be shot on site.
I totally agree with you, they are n0b heads and we have plenty of them here in Leeds.

James, the Citreon Saxo is like the upgraded fast attack, the basic has to be a Vauxhall Nova which has the boom box armament and Elessar, you have to make a rule or weapon for loud exhausts and i reckon that the Head Chavoid should have checked Burberry Clothes as unique armour .
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